There he was on the side of the road.
Did he trip on the curb, maybe too much to drink?
I’d stop to help, but you know what I think?
It’s an ambush, a set-up; his gang will appear,
then I’ll be the victim; I’m not going near
this obvious hoax; I’m not falling for that!
There he was on the side of the road.
Illegal alien, without a doubt.
My only choice was to give him a shout:
“Go back to your country; you’re not wanted here.
You’re the cause of our problems and all our fears.”
That fake blood is quite a touch!
There he was on the side of the road.
He was very clearly one of those:
a Muslim or addict, maybe LG or Q.
As a God-fearing man, I know what to do:
say a prayer as I’m passing through.
Sorry, God, I’m pushed for time.
There he was on the side of the road.
I’m sure he’s to blame for his pitiful state.
When you’re one of those, it is your fate
to suffer the slings and arrows that come.
God has his favorites, and then there are some
who should stay where they belong.
There he was on the side of the road.
Someone else can tend his wounds.
A helping hand will come by soon,
but I must respond to my priestly call:
share bread and cup, pray for all.
Stop and help? I don’t have the time.

