Nonsense

Do you know what the flower said to the tree?
Well, I don’t either but it’s plain to see
that all live together, just like us
they get along fine without anger or fuss.
To be a good neighbor is clearly a plus.

A horse named Bill and a goose called Fred
decided one day to bake rye bread.
They got the oven nice and hot,
pulled down a well used copper pot,
“We’re making what?” They both forgot.

An octopus played the xylophone
but couldn’t find the proper tone.
His arms got tangled up instead
and when he bopped his own bald head,
he got a headache and went to bed.

A shark is a fish with razor sharp teeth,
big ones above and big ones beneath.
I read his press clippings from which I conclude:
his manners are rude, his behavior is crude
and he lives each day with a bad attitude.

Pure Nonsense!